Ever notice how you can

Ever notice how you can insult someone and it can be a term of endearment, but to hear someone else say the same exact thing just pisses you off?

I’ve come to terms with the fact that not many people read this blog (and when I say not many, I mean one or two). But to know that Google doesn’t read it at all is sucky. Google’s PageRank score is like a cool-o-meter. It essentially tells you how often Google checks in on your site. espn.com? 8/10. cnn.com? 9/10. justintimberlake.com? 6/10.

ooo! ooo! ooo! What about markphillip.com you ask? 0/10. Zero! No lovin from Google! That’s right, I’m ranked behind the web powerhouses at the Rivierenhof Rope Skipping Club (3/10) and the Palm Beach Civic Association (4/10). Yeah, I know they have been enhancing the quality of life in Palm Beach since 1944, but I have puppies. Doesn’t that count for anything?

You haven’t heard the last about this…