It’s been almost a week

It’s been almost a week since I’ve posted. Please don’t be mad (I couldn’t imagine having both people that read this be angry), I was out of town in Florida since Friday. But I’m back and now seems like a good time for a big-kid broadcasting-type reset. So here it goes:

Hey, I’m Mark. This is my blog. I was born and raised in New York City, and I’m currently living in Austin, Texas. Yeah, I know that makes no sense. Anyways, you should read my blog. It’s full of public service announcements, women’s rights, anger, sex, suspense, and puppies. What can be better than that? I really don’t know. Seriously.