Dear HomestarRunner.net

February 26, 2004 in Uncategorized
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Dear HomestarRunner.net,

You’re dot com. I’ve missed you. I’ve missed you so. You’re so funny and talented. And so cute. I know I haven’t been around in a while. I haven’t even blogged about you since the very beginning. Look, I won’t go into the details, but there was this girl, and it was our thing, and blah blah blah. But I’m done being a whiny baby. I’ll never leave again. I promise. Call me?

-mark

p.s. i need to find me a modestly hot girl too.

2 Comments to Dear HomestarRunner.net

  1. There’s something in the air. It’s not even spring yet, but it’s rapidly approaching…and we’re all running around sniffing each others butts so to speak.
    This seems to be the common theme among those I know.

  2. jen on 26 February 2004
  3. love the homestar runner. actually, HOMSAR is my hero. there’s nothing much to say about him, but he’s homestar’s fatter, dumber, more nonexistent doppelganger. go homsar.

  4. beth on 26 February 2004




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