Flirt
July 30, 2004 in Uncategorized« Puppies – Part Deux
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Oh, why must you torment me so?
You said you wanted to be with me. I paid the fees necessary for us to finally be together. Why then, won’t you make haste to be with me?
Did we rush into this? I chose Super Saver Shipping so that you didn’t feel pressured. I thought that was enough! But 40+ hours to get from Kentucky to Texas? That’s just not right.
Look, 1Z410E7W0364983885, without good communication this young relationship will never work out, and we both know how expensive early termination fees are. Even though it’s your favorite way to communicate, please don’t call. Just show up. I’ll be here. Waiting…
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Well, well. It looks like your new “friend” was just delivered about an hour ago. So quit your whining! You know good things come to those who wait.
What is it?
It’s my phone. It’s beautiful.
ooh. now you can post inappropriate pictures captured with your phone.