Crack! 50% Off!

Daylight Saving Time is dumb. Seriously.

I forgot to write my required haiku last Friday, so here goes nothing.


Buy one, get one free.
Chipotle? Crack? Sign me up!
I’m supa froogle.


I’ve been quite good lately about replacing my Chipotle fix with a Zen fix (I got recognized on the phone when I called in my order the other day), but buy one on Halloween, get one free on Election Day? I’m no Superman. But let’s be honest: if they were selling crack for half-off, I’d probably rationalize myself into buying it. Best part? I almost walked out of the store without my reciept.