Comments on: Rectum?

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 19:00:43 +0000

The 3:30 party doesn’t count–there was the possibility of seeing celebrities, and you knew about it beforehand…

By: Bre

Bre — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 17:54:36 +0000

I resent that. First off, your “text” didn’t count as an invitation – it was more an excuse to gloat. And second, just what time are we talkin’ here? I once went to a party at 3:30am – I can party like a rockstar if need be.
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Oh, you’re right. I would’ve hated you.

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 16:17:42 +0000

e: you know how much i love spumoni. and when i say love, i mean “makes me wretch”. awesome.
b: oh my goodness. i text’d you! and if i had called you that late, you wouldn’t have even rolled over…

By: Bre

Bre — Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:46:57 +0000

Let me reiterate how much you suck for not inviting me: You suck SO MUCH.

By: chairman

chairman — Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:11:14 +0000

hawaii can beat that. we have our budlight labels printed with the hawaiian islands logo on it. they say that hawaii, per capita, is the largest consumer of 1) spam and 2) bud light.
how does THAT party sound?