6. It’s The New 3.

That’s right, 6 is now the magic number—I’m finally getting some payback from my last crappy ordeal with American Airlines. This wonderful corporation bumped me to an oversold flight so I’m staying overnight with $600 in travel vouchers in my pocket. I’m bummed I won’t make it to Boston tonight, BUT TOO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKIN’ GETTING MARRIED, so the vouchers are gonna come in handy. Sports bar here I come!