Live in Boston? Stop Molesting Kids!

July 12, 2005 in Uncategorized

I’d like to apologize to everyone that I’ve hurt. Specifically, all the people that were molested by priests. I lived in Boston for four years and I went to MIT. I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.

“It is startling that those in the media and academia appear most disturbed by this aberrant behavior, since they have zealously promoted moral relativism by sanctioning “private” moral matters such as alternative lifestyles. Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture. When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.”

When asked to clarify Santorum’s statements, one of his aides made it perfectly clear.

“It’s an open secret that you have Harvard University and MIT that tend to tilt to the left in terms of academic biases,” said Robert Traynham, the Santorum aide. “I think that’s what the senator was speaking to.

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