This crazy girl named Leela

This crazy girl named Leela told me about this website she runs called hiptionary. It has lots of definitions for really hip words like insinnuendo and eggy pocket. It even includes sample sentences (just like the big kid dictionaries!) to help you out. For example: “mmm, this eggy pocket is lovely. too bad those surrendering frenchies had to invent it.”

You should check it out. The first time I did, I pooped in my pants. Literally.