Fiendish Creature

January 14, 2004 in Uncategorized

Suck it, fiendish creature! Or possum. Or cat. Or whatever you are that’s been crawling underneath my house in the wee hours of night. I banish thee to the depths of my crazy neighbor’s yard with her tacky foliage and annoying pets! With a sound piece of lumber, power drill, and my trusty circular saw I boarded up the portal to your decrepit rendevouz. No longer shall you wake me up at night with your clawing, snarling, and associated balderdash. No longer will I long for the days of sirens and people screaming outside my window to escort me to slumber! Nay! I shall sleep soundly, for I have called upon the mighty powers of Bob Vila, risen up, and smote thee.

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