Five Fingers

March 25, 2004 in Uncategorized

What’d the five fingers say to the face? Slap!

Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man at Airport

7 Comments to Five Fingers

  1. if you woke up one day looking or dressing like richard simmons, wouldn’t you have some inner violence to let out on the world?

  2. ericlau on 25 March 2004
  3. Um. Yeah.
    But if I was the guy who actually pressed charges against Richard Simmons for assaulting him, I’d be…no, rather, if I was the guy who let Richard Simmons assault me, I’d be in a world of hurt.

  4. Mark on 25 March 2004
  5. seriously, how can you go from making fun of richard simmons to running and telling on him for slapping you? oh, i hope the guy who got slapped is someone who i know and hate.

  6. ericlau on 25 March 2004
  7. HA! I’m Rick James, Bitch! Enjoy yourself!

  8. Bre on 25 March 2004
  9. It’s a celebration!

  10. Mark on 25 March 2004
  11. dude, richard simmons totally did it to himself. the hair and dressing thing, I mean. if I woke up like that, I’d march myself on down to the say-lon and go shopping afterwards. and change my manner of speaking.

  12. beth on 26 March 2004
  13. beth always make me LAUGH!
    the say-lon…*shakes head and laughs more*

  14. Bre on 26 March 2004

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