My Penis is Fine, Thank You.

April 14, 2004 in Uncategorized
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I have two embarassing things to admit today. Firstly, I accidentally bought a plane ticket yesterday because I was listening to Kylie Minogue.

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Yeah. That one is just too good to explain. I’ll just let it sink in. Secondly? I got a virus on my laptop yesterday. Well, technically, I guess it’s more spyware than anything else but I didn’t install anything and I have no idea how it got there, so I’m labelling it virus. A virus, people! My mom is supposed to get virussesseses, not me! And even worse I was showing one of the old school programmers (who just switched his machine to Linux) some work I was doing when the blasted thing took hold of my machine. Popups and errors everywhere. Emabarassing. I’ve battled and battled to clean my machine, but I’ve given up. Maybe one of these days I’ll need to refinance a mortgage, or need a 36-hour erection, so I guess the random popups will come in handy eventually, right? Right.

11 Comments to My Penis is Fine, Thank You.

  1. Cialis:My favorite parts were the bit about “Backache and muscle ache… sometimes with delayed onset.” (well duh, these boys haven’t ‘gone to Virginia’ in ages, I’m sure, ‘course they’re gonna have a few aches and pains)and the one that went “… men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours (priapism) should seek immediate medical attention.” (I didn’t know there was a name for it!)

    2. dawn on 14 April 2004

  2. whoa, gross. I wouldn’t know, I guess, I don’t have TV.
    plus, I’m so excited by the FREE BIRTH CONTROL IN ALL FORMS here that I haven’t really had time to look into the erectile dysfunction thing.
    all I have to say is, you DAMN lucky you a man, ’cause insurance companies in the US would cover Viagra and this Cialis crap a million times over before they’d pay for birth control.

    3. beth on 14 April 2004

  3. I’m flying to Florida next month to visit Mom. Nuttin’ too exciting :)

    4. Mark on 14 April 2004

  4. i got a virus, too. i think it was that cursed grammar quiz (sorry!). my “virus” was called ezula. it’s a horrible, horrible bitch. I finally got rid of it, no thanks to my company’s IT department. i’ll tell you how to do it if you send me some of those free penis pills.

    5. eric on 14 April 2004

  5. a 36-hour erection? jesus. you scare me.

    6. beth on 14 April 2004

  6. go Linux

    7. dawn on 14 April 2004

  7. Think I made that up? Has Cialis not made it across the pond? See for yourself… http://www.cialis.com

    8. Mark on 14 April 2004

  8. So…’fess up though. Where did Kylie tell you to fly too?

    9. jen on 14 April 2004

  9. ^^^i’m experiencing my own virus. i can’t stop the bad grammar train. I meant “to” not “too”.

    10. jen on 14 April 2004

  10. Yes, your penis is fine. In fact, damn, all of you is fine.

    11. Ali on 15 April 2004

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