April 21, 2004 in Uncategorized

This is so so so so wrong.

‘We Built This City’ ranks as the worst record ever

I’ve never read Blender Magazine and now I doubt I ever will. This list is ridiculous. Heresy even! “We Built This City” is a dope song. Dope I say! How can it be first and “Achy Breaky Heart” be second? “Achy Breaky Heart” is a better (or I guess I should say less worse) song? Jeez, I get shivers just saying Billy Ray Cyrus.

And then you have “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” as the seventh worst song, and “Party All The Time” by Eddie Murphy is eighth? Huh? Beverly Hills Cop sings a song, and it’s not as bad as Bobby McFerrin?
Everyone responsible for this list should be shot. No, check that. They should be put in a room with Billy Ray on repeat. Forever. Who’s with me?

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