Bring it, Cosine!

August 3, 2004 in Uncategorized
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I spent most of my life thinking that I was going to grow up and be a math teacher. I could think of nothing better than that—it would be heaven.

I am now in Math Hell.

Work has unceremoniously tossed me into the ring, and I now find myself embroiled in a steel-cage death match. But it’s not mano a mano. Nay, it’s a free for all with me in one corner, the Pythagorean Theorem in the corner opposite, Quadratic Bezier Curves clinging to the walls, and the formulas for sine, cosine and tangent, all dangling from the ceiling, heckling me. Please. Someone save me.

6 Comments to Bring it, Cosine!

  1. *Bre the English major screams in terror, clutches head with hands, and runs away*
    I’m so clueless about math that when I saw the title of your post, I thought you had misspelled “cousin.” Cosines don’t enter my head anymore.

    2. Bre on 3 August 2004

  2. That gave me a headache. Math is real hard.

    3. reagan on 3 August 2004

  3. I thought you had spelled COUSIN in some weird fangled FRENCH way.
    I’m with Bre. You speak a different language my friend.

    4. jen on 3 August 2004

  4. I’m strugglin so bad it’s ridiculous. I had to close my door because I was yelling at the whiteboard.

    5. Mark on 3 August 2004

  5. I’m pretty good with math. Cosine is my friend. I didn’t think he’d be so mean as to heckle you. I’ve never met Mr. Bezier Curve, however, so I can’t say anything about HIS character.

    6. Ned on 5 August 2004

  6. He’s a total prick. Trust me.

    7. Mark on 5 August 2004




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